Assholes On Parade - Timbuk 3

It’s an asshole celebration

and their all out on the street

see them on the sidewalk

oh hear them shuffeling feet

as 20.000 assholes doing asshole promenade

step aside good people it’s the assholes on parade

we got the assholes for freedom

the assholes for fun, the assholes for Jesus and the assholes for guns

assholes for justice and assholes for crime

assholes for assholes assholes for all time

We got assholes making money their making all the rules, their talking all our

jobs and their filling up our schools

assholes on the water, assholes in the sky, sign that says help wanted,

only assholes need apply

oh teacher won’t you tell me

have i really made the grade

am i head off my class

or am i just another asshole on parade

assholes give the order, and assholes row the boat

assholes get elected, cause assholes get to vote

i once heard it said that old assholes never die

they just lay in bed and multiply

assholes in the morning, assholes every night

assholes to the left and assholes to the right

as 20.000 assholes doin asshole promenade

step aside good people its the assholes on parade