Cooked Chinese Chicken - Tim Heidecker

Can’t call it the White House anymore

Too many stains on that oval office floor

Blood and piss and semen and shit

Burn it all down

We’re done with it

Think of the lady who’d have to come in after this

Think of that dirty cheek she’d have to kiss

And some of the old guard are gonna throw a fit

Burn it all down

We’re done with it

Ain’t it a shame he’s too dumb for suicide

Too self-absorbed to fill with pride

You know I was reading the news

The other day about some

Trade deal we just made with the Chinese

We’re going to get to sell them

Some of our banking technologies

And in exchange, they’re gonna

Get to sell us some of their

Cooked poultry we so badly need

And it got me thinking

Woah, it got me thinking

Maybe some of that cooked Chinese chicken

Gonna make it’s way to his broken heart

Maybe some of that cooked Chinese chicken

Gonna make it’s way to his broken heart