Make Em Wait - Three Loco

Nah, I ain’t late

I make 'em wait, make 'em wait

I make 'em wait

I got no watch, I got no clock

I don’t really give a care

Everyday I wear a brand new pair of underwear

Nah, I ain’t late

I make 'em wait then wait them wait some more

I’ll rupture and puncture punctual whore

I roll out in the Jag doing 20 that’s the max

Sipping Henny in the back, no Google maps

I’m just a slow poke

This ho on codeine, she a slow poke

Fuck a time piece, that shit’s for old folks and ho’s bloke

I’m just a rocky raccoon

Let’s eat shrooms and swim to the moon

I’m floating in slow-motion, mate

Strapped for protection, safe sex

Working out in the living room, bowflex

Big face hundreds smell like cat fish

Chuck Norris wrist reverse spinnin' back fist

Now I’m in the backwoods with Sally Struthers

Your mom in my jacuzzi counting bubbles

They tried to bait me in me in like a paper boy

Ramen noodles on the counter as a decoy

I can sip moonshine for indegestion

I can ride the Clydesdale like Willie Nelson

Might have to camp at

Three white bitches in the mountains

Wilson Phillips

I’m running late as usual

I got a blonde date that’s beautiful

Fat ass, you should see the booty bro

And she can handle the balls, Ricky Rubio

I make em wait like a hostage

Then walk in the office dangling my sausage

I’m Bob Costas in a Mazda Miata

With a chicken Slovakian mobster’s fuckin' daughter

Hold her head under hot water

And feed her fried possum like a bottle nose dolphin

I make 'em wait like a fucking scrub

And if she says two words

Boxing gloves