Why Did You Grow a Beard? - They Might Be Giants

Why did you grow a beard?

Why did you grow a beard?

I can’t leave you alone for five minutes

What the Christ?

What the devil?

Why did you grow a beard?

Why did you grow a beard?

Is there nowhere in the world for a no goodnik

Is there nowhere in the

Freedom-loving

Sister-hugging

Screaming, yelling

Animals rule this land

Animals rule this land

Would it kill you to use your signal when you cut me off?

Would it kill you?

Why did you grow a beard?

Why did you grow a beard?

Why did you put it on the garbage barge and tow it out into the

Freedom-loving

Sister-hugging

Screaming, yelling…