Towson - They Might Be Giants

When you head out tonight in your quest

For excellence in theater I won’t be there

I slammed my finger in the car door by accident

But I salute you in your ongoing quest for excellence in theater

What’s it like in there?

I will never know

The Recher Theater in Towson

And the secret rock show

This will make more sense as we go

As you navigate the rotary on your way

To park your car by the theater I’ll hold your sweater

My leg is in a bear trap, I’m unable to attend

But I applaud you and I’ll jealously read your blog after the show

What’s it like in there?

I will never know

The Recher Theater in Towson

And the secret rock show

I have stood outside the entrance for 25 of your earth years

I’ve mastered breathing oxygen and learned the human art

Of wearing clothes, but I shall never have the pleasure

Of knowing what goes on in that theater

What’s it like in there?

I will never know

The Recher Theater in Towson

And the secret rock show

What’s it like in there?

I will never know

The Recher Theater in Towson

And the secret rock show

Normally we would play that again

Just to try to get it right, but