Oh You Did - They Might Be Giants, Robin Goldwasser

Don’t accidentally do things you’ll later regret

Oh no, you did

Some things can’t be taken back

Don’t do them

Too late, you did

Don’t say these words to your dad

That he’s gross or that he smells bad

Don’t spill ink on the rug

Don’t hammer the wall

Oh no, you did

Why won’t you take directions

Or listen to instructions?

Now you’re informed and you’ve been warned

So don’t

Oh wait, you did

Sorry, sorry

Don’t be angry

I didn’t mean to do it

I swear I’ll never do that again

Don’t drop eggs from the 14th story window

Oh, you did

Really, you should not go anywhere high up and drop an egg

Like the Pyramids of Giza

Or the Leaning Tower of Pisa

You know what? Don’t drop anything from anywhere

Too late, you did

How did the carton of milk get filled with shaved off puppy hairs?

What’s that river of water doing pouring down the stairs?

Did you just eat a napkin

To find out what would hap-kin?

I thought I told you not to

But you had to

And you did

Sorry, sorry

Don’t be angry

I didn’t mean to do it

I swear I’ll never do that again