The Professional Disturber Of The Peace - The Wonder Stuff

What were the first things you remember you did

And then what were the worst things

Cos you got the purse strings to what you’ll admit

I wanna know what were those worst things

Is it hard

Is it hard to confess

He’s got the most interesting dance steps

Of anyone I’ve ever met

Makes promises he never kept

Got nothing but his self respect

Has a smile that would melt your face

The professional disturber of the peace

Well he lies he drinks he smokes he sweats

Yeah he lies he drinks he smokes he sweats

Pisses in your petrol tank unrequested expects no thanks

So were the first things you remember you did

And then what were the worst things

Cos you got the purse strings to what you’ll admit

I wanna know what were those worst things

Is it hard

Is it hard to confess

He’s got a house out in shitland

Gets wordy in his own slang

Got a body full of heat and hate the sicker mind appreciates

Has a smile that would melt your face

The professional disturber of the peace

Well he lies he drinks he smokes he sweats

Yeah he lies he drinks he smokes he sweats

Passes every chance he gets never covers losing bets

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