Potion Mixin - The Wizards

Yeah that’s right man we back and we doin' it big

Like a giant fucked a giant bitch and had a giant bitch

On the beat we switch samples like Provasic, the lyrical fugitive

I’m runnin' this rap bitch

Never trim my beard, never trim my beard

The potions that I mix are bio-engineered

I like to take a little bat wing and milky way

And mix it with some pixie dust and alize

We’re blowing up like Timothy McVeigh

My wizardry’s insane, I shall proceed to proclaim

That my potions are top, dawg, they got fog

You wanna battle recipes or not, dawg?

Cause I got concoctions to stop and drop huns

Down to their knees and they leave with hot crossed buns

The dick master with the fine white gnome hoes

And that’s why I’m livin' in The Twilight Zone Joe

That’s why we wizards

Potion mixin' everyday

We wizards Sprinkle it up, I straight wrinkle it up

I got the hide of a hog now I crinkle it up

Stretch it out real tight toss it in the pot

Clock strikes midnight sit back and watch

As the water turns purple like the herb I be puffin'

Throw a little ash in the batch oh it needs something

Mixin', matchin' toss a little dash in

Take a little bit out, then put a little back in

Risin' up and watch it bubble and boil

Add a fist full of dust now some bubblin' oil

Is it worth all the fuss, all the trouble and toil?

Hell yeah I’m huffin on that

Now I’m doublin' oil

Zorak con meja, kelfa rata slissen

Now I just sit back and just blaze a bag

While the potion just keeps mixin'

I got the dopest potions in the shire

Special deals for a first time buyer

Got shit on the rack that will devastate

Take one sip and you’ll levitate

Pour some brew into my stein

Guarantee a motherfucker gonna have a good time

Up in the tavern, actin' a fool

Picking a fight with a random ass ghoul

On potion 9, gotta test my endurance

Life of a wizard, it’s a regular occurrence

Brain be swirlin', see a bitch in the back

Hop on my griffin let’s head to my shack

All messed up and I might go limp

Ain’t no problem for a fifth level pimp

Ain’t no problem, it’s all good

Potion by my bed turn my dick into wood