Tearproof - The Undertones

She’s a girl in a million

And does what a million girls do

Every so slightly

Finger tipped tightly to

Tearproof — tearproof

First in the phone book

Who looks such nice girl now

Magazine madness

Guaranteed to show you how

Tearproof — tearproof

What ever you fancy

A borderline case took down

An American hostess

Don’t take a chance to be around

Tearproof — tearproof