Altercations - The Tossers

He stopped and asked me who I was

And what exactly that I does

Well, he hadn t seen me round before

And it was all because

Watch as officer friendly turned into

A mothra type archenemy

Interesting style of dress he says

What a bampot, what a goon

Now I m sitting here again in jail with all my friends

My 5th time in this nick, the only one cop that s ever been nice

I was collected here for loitering

I was waiting for a ride I didn t get nothing

It might have been fun but I didn t have a

Video camera at the time

Terminal officer friendly, officer Jeckyl and

Officer Hyde, the thought is completely barmy,

When the chief is on the telly and he cries

«No don t be afraid of us, no we re not out to get you, sus

No to serve and protect, where for

We employ community crime control.»

But they are out to friggin nick you

Because that s their friggin job

They just forget they re dealing with people

To stead of shaking criminal slobs

Take pride in your job

Don t be ashamed

No, but serve and protect too

Instead of playing cops and robbers

Itchy fingers, what an excuse.

I ve always gotten collected for silly menial crap collected

Quotas to be made

I watch people get hurt when they get hit

There is violence in the street

It would make you sick if it was shown

But forget it when you glorify these

Cops with TV shows

In the case of Jerimiah Mearday

In the case of Bobby Sands

Go to the library, if you don t believe

And look all this crap up

Be truthful, on this statement

Your friend there told us everything

Be careful not to drop the soap you sissy

Wait a minute;

there was no one else

With me at the time

People become complacent

They ll stick to anything exciting

They stay in a situation

It s safe and fun, it s all they know

You have to study laws mate

For the public, so deal with it

There is two sides to your job

If you re gonna do it half ass,

Don t friggin do it at all.

Well, I say fuck the police

Fuck the police

I say fuck the police

Fuck the police

I say fuck the police

I say fuck the police

Well, I say fuck the police

I say fuck the police.

Fuck em.