Closed for Renovation - The Theatreland Chorus

We’re closed for renovation

For spiffing-up and grooming

'Cause customers are flocking

And business has been booming

We need refrigeration

In our new, improved display

So we’re closed for renovation

Today

We’re closed for decoration

'Cause fortune has been smiling

So now we’re due for painting

New plumbing and re-tiling

We’ll make a ship-shape showplace

Of our little shop and then

Tomorrow we’ll be open

Again

Seymour, aren’t you finished yet?

I’m doing my best, but all these Band-Aids makes it kinda hard

Seymour, you’ve been gettin' hurt so much lately…

We’re closed for renovation

For swabbing-down and brooming

'Cause business has been thriving

Since Audrey Two’s been blooming

The phones have not stopped ringing

With the customers who say

Another bunch of peonies

Another dozen daisies please

Geraniums, anemones

Forget-me-nots and fleur-de-lis

With gratis home deliveries

On paid-in-fulls and C.O.D.'s

We’re closed for renovation

Today!