Surprise, Surprise - The Starting Line

«Hey there love, let’s get to catching up

'Cause I been thinking those thoughts that must have slipped my mind

That time that I left you there that night»

I replied «Let me remind you of the guy you failed to mention all along

'Cause your actions have consequences, and these are them»

I’ll be your friend in hell

Until then I despise you

And I probably always will

I can’t afford to make another mistake like this

'Cause this is more than I can take

I don’t mean to leave angry

This is by your own device

I’m sure this comes as no surprise

Hey there babe, don’t mean to cut you off

But I’ve heard enough lies, and you’re dyin' to get caught

I’ll let you go call all your friends

«Oh my god, let me describe to you this guy

His name is Ken, he’s in this band that writes such

Awful songs about me, all the time»

You’re god damn right

I’ll be your friend in hell

Until then I despise you

And I probably always will

I can’t afford to make another mistake like this

Well this is more than I can take

I don’t mean to leave angry

This is by your own device

I’m sure this comes as

Oh, I’m fine

Just let me lie here for a while

'Cause I’ve been staying up, yeah, hanging up, all night

Oh, I’m spent

Of all attention I’ve given

To a hopeless case

To a sharp headache

To a choice you made

To the reason why

To the reason why I say

I’ll be your friend in hell

Until then I despise you

And I probably always will

I can’t afford to make another mistake like you

I’m sure this comes as no surprise (I can’t take, I can’t take it)

I’m sure this comes as no surprise (I can’t take)

Surprise, surprise