Kings County II: Ballad Of A So So Glo - The So So Glos

Johnny was a first-world narcissist, a textbook egotist

He shut the door on the world when he was seventeen

A nihilistic inclination to resist participation

He fell in love with his own reflection

Glowing on a four-inch screen

He said «If you wanna glo, then let’s go»

And he was talking to himself, oh

Oh oh oh oh

Here comes the ballad of another So So Glo

Another overblown ego, explosive kid

Everybody get low

Hit the deck, he’s gonna blow

Oh oh oh oh

Here comes the ballad of another So So Glo

Another overblown ego, that’s just what he is

Everybody get low

Hit the deck, he’s gonna blow

He would always stay cooped up in his room

Coked up all day, playing celebrity

Taking pictures of himself is there anyone else

Out there, looking in?

And Janie said «Life is a dream that’s just living on a screen»

She knows not what it means

Don’t tell her she’s wrong, she’s just the victim

Of someone’s master plan, designed by the man

And that’s always the catch

So you get a neuvo retro bullshit attitude

With the hat to match while you’re singing

Oh oh oh oh

Here comes the ballad of another So So Glo

Another overblown ego, explosive kids

Everybody get low

They’re gonna blow

Oh oh oh oh

Here comes the ballad of another So So Glo

Another overblown ego, that’s just how it is

Everybody get low

Last I seen him, he was suffering from rehash screen addiction

And she had an aneurysm brought on by her narcissism

And I’m standing in some parking lot

Staring into my phone, I’m so over it

I guess I am a lot more like those two than I’d like to admit

If you wanna glo, then let’s glo

But you’re just talking to yourself, no

Oh oh oh oh

Here comes the ballad of another So So Glo

Another overblown ego, explosive kids

Everybody get low

We’re gonna blow

Oh oh oh oh

Here comes the ballad of another So So Glo

A ballad you and me both know, that’s just how it is

Everybody get low

We’re gonna blow

Oh oh oh oh

This is the ballad of another So So Glo

Another victim of his very own ego

This one’s for the kids

Everybody get low, get low

Come on, get low

For the ballad of a So So Glo