Offsick - The Sickest Squad

Ah, its time to relax and you know what that means

Glass of wine, your favorite easy chair

And of course this compact disc playing on your home stereo

So go on and indulge yourself, thats right!

Kick off your shoes, put your feet up

Lean back and just enjoy the melodies

After all, music soothes even the savage beast

Give it to me, baby

Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

Give it to me, baby

Uh huh, uh huh!

Uh huh, uh.

Uh huh, uh huh!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know it’s kind of hard just to get along today

Our subject isn’t cool but he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue and he may not have style

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don’t debate, a player straight

You know he really doesn’t get it anywa.

Gotta play the field and keep it real

For you-you.

you no way

So if you you rate, just overcompensate

At least you’ll know you can, for you, you, you, way, way, way, way

The world needs wannabes

Hey, hey, do that brand new thing

Give it to me, baby

Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

Drivers are rude

Such attitudes

But when I show my piece

Complaints cease

Something’s odd

I feel like I’m God

You stupid, dumbshit, god damn motherfucker!

Fucker

Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby

Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

Give it to me, baby

Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

You know it’s kind of hard just to get along today

Our subject isn’t cool but he fakes it anyway (uh huh, uh huh!)

He may not have a clue and he may not have style

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don’t debate, a player straight

You know he really doesn’t get it anywa.

Gotta play the field and keep it real

For you-you.

you no way

Uh uh huh!

Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy