Sir Psycho - The Sharks

Born with a silver spoon in his mouth

And he lived in a mansion house

Broke the rules at public school

And got himself kicked out

Mum and Dad, well they went mad

At the son and heir to all they had

He started stayin' out late at night

And within a short while

His family were appalled to see

Him dressing Psycho-style

With an education like he had

Still little Johnny turned out bad

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho

Mummy and Daddy just couldn’t see

Why he turned his back on the aristocracy

Because of his posh voice

His mates all called him Sir Psycho

And late at night his stereo

Played Demented Are Go

Mum and Dad have had enough

They don’t wanna hear this Psycho stuff!

One day he was told off

Because his room was a disgrace

Sir Psycho he just packed his bags

And laughed in Daddy’s face

Little Johnny ain’t comin' back

He’s happy in his council flat