Last Orders - The Rumjacks

In the event of my demise

Come take a spoon & dig out both my eyes

I’ll see no more the work of loves tender ties

In the event of my demise

Come the day I slip me wind, (Come the day I slip me wind)

Tie your boots & kick my pumpkin in

So I can’t dream of her layin' there with him

Come the day I slip me wind

Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold

Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world

And I wouldn’t change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

See the day I pop me clogs, (See the day I pop me clogs)

Wipe your blades and call off all your dogs

The only good I’ll be is food for all the bugs

See the day I pop me clogs

When I go tits-up in a box, (When I go tits-up in a box)

Plant me o’er beneath that pile o' rocks

So I can’t roam around & rattle all her locks

When I go tits-up in a box

Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold

Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world

And I wouldn’t change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

When I’ve took my final bow, (When I’ve took my final bow)

Don’t fash yerself with all the when & how

If you weren’t with me in the here & now

When I’ve took me final bow

When all my days have turned to night, (When all my days have turned to night)

Stuff my lugs wi' all that straw & shite

So I can’t hear her singing sweetly in the night

Oh that’s the sound of blessed light

Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold

Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world

And I wouldn’t change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold

Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world

And I wouldn’t change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

My Silesian girl.

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

My Silesian girl.

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

My Silesian girl.

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

My Silesian girl.

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

My Silesian girl.

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

My Silesian girl.

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

My Silesian girl.

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

My Silesian girl.

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)