How Fast - The Rubinoos

Take me to the doctor, the emergency room

Throw me in the psych ward if I come unglued

Put your face in the mirror, touch the tip of your nose

How fast does this thing go?

Take a letter to the capitol, put it in the governor’s hands

Spend a month of Sundays swinging from a ceiling fan

On a Shetland pony in a jet black robe

How fast does this thing go?

(Whoa)

Put me under your pillow when you go to sleep

Throw me in a bottle, toss me out to sea

On the way to somewhere, destination unknown

How fast does this thing go?

How fast does this thing go?

I wanna know

How fast does this thing go?