Eggs - The Roches

[Verse 1: Ozzy,

Strut

When I wake up

First thing I do

Eggs

Is to look around

For something to chew

Eggs-actly

Feeding myself is very, very tricky

Because you see, I’m ridiculously picky

Eggs

Excuse me Ozzy, I uh—

This Struthiomimus

Won’t settle for the dregs

I’ll borrow

I’ll beg

I’ll even kiss you—

Kiss me?

For my dear beloved dose

Of eggs

[Interlude 1: Ozzy,

Strut

Hurry, Ozzy, I’m so hungry

I can’t wait for another minute

Here’s a juicy little leaf

With a beautiful stick in it

Can’t I have a taste

If I promise just to lick it?