Dot-Com Asshole - The Riptides

If you think I fuckin hate you

You read my fuckin mind

I’ll beat you with your pocket book

N' listen to you whine

You stupid fuck, you fuckin suck

I’ll never take your calls

I’ll steal away your girlfriend

N' e-mail back your balls

Dot-com asshole

If I could get a nickle for every fuckin day

You snub me with your p.c.

yeah I think it’s really gay

You stoopid fuck, you giga-geek

you stay up in you’re room

your stuck into your hard-drive.

your micro-chip womb

Dot-com Asshole

You can push any key to continue

But you’ve pushed me over the fuckin edge

If I could take a journey through your empty fuckin skull

The root of your existence is boring N' dull

You’re a number, you’re a robot, of the system that I hate

Don’t even try to save yourself cause it’s too fuckin late

Dot-com asshole