Teen Beat Cosmonaut - The Rentals

Stranded out in the cosmos

Just an ancient astronaut, floating through the galaxy, flying solo

Voted «Hottest Astronaut Alive»

By the people at People Magazine in Nineteen-Ninety mother fucking Five

So, goodbye, my big blue shining star

I’m gonna miss you a lot

I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut

Left here in an obsolete machine

When NASA lost its funding from the Congress, they forgot about Little Old Steve

And now there’s no fuel to get home

But all these dirty little girls keep sending dirty little pictures and videos

So, goodbye, my big blue shining star

I’m gonna miss you a lot

I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut

So, goodbye, my big blue shining star

I’m gonna miss you a lot

I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut

Godspeed