Pierce Me - The Planet Smashers

Everybody now has at least one tattoo

Private school girls wearing Doctor Marten boots

A studded leather jacket won’t in still fear

Marijuana clothes can be bought at Sears

Your little brother has bright green hair

Retro 70's threads will make everyone look square

My parents went on a holiday in Cambodia

All the little mods think they’re the surplus army-uh

All that kid’s stuff’s been done before

Piss off your teachers, you’re no poser

To offend your parents it has to be new

Gotta' show everyone that you’re so cool

Stick a pin in your ear

Drill a hole in your nose

Connect them with a chain

Let the snot flow

Drive a stake through your lip

And a ring 'round your brow

Put a stud in your tit

More holes tomorrow

Pierce a needle through your penis

Bore a tunnel in your tongue

Never mind the redness

This is so much fun!

Look at those eco-warriors running around in birkenstocks

Winter never stops 'em, they just wear Honduran socks

Skate or die your way around town

Black death gothic fashions drag the world down

Those little rappers wear their clothes backwards

Now every single kid thinks they’re a gangsta

Never wash your hair, gross, you’ll have dreads

Shave it all off like Kojak, be a skinhead…