December Is for Cynics - The Matches

Black frames to stare out

Mod lang slang to wear out

Scoff at squares in sweaters

Ho, Ho, Ho, we’re so much better

Used is the new black

Downloads are the new crack

Mocking carols that we hate

Damn, it’s easy being great

So to hell with Holiday romantics

December is for cynics

December is for critics

Let’s get high on art supplies and hibernate

December is for cynics

Damn, it’s too easy being great

I brought you a bottle of wine full

Of flowers and this vinyl

I know we both made it clear

No stupid presents this year

But Snopes.com said if you play

'Strawberry Fields' the wrong way

You can hear Lennon’s ghost say

(Slacol eht dellik lhad nov e.)

«I buried Paul.»

So to hell with Holiday romantics

December is for cynics

December is for critics

Let’s go buy some take out and hibernate

December is for cynics

Damn, it’s too easy being great

So to hell with Holiday romantics

December is for cynics

December is for critics

Let’s just try to sleep late and hibernate

December is for cynics

Damn, it’s too easy being great

So to hell with Holiday romantics

December is for cynics

December is for critics

Let’s get by on Nyquil and hibernate

December is for cynics

Damn, it’s too easy being great