Semicolon - The Lonely Island, Solange

Okay everyone

Welcome to grammar class

Today we’re learning about semicolons

Oh, oh, oh

Yes, Lonely Island?

We use semicolons everyday

Can you give me an example?

Oh, hell yeah

Get ready for a whale of a time;

Shamu

My whole team coming clean;

shampoo

These dudes is comic relief;

Whoopi

And I’m the motherfucking monster;

cookie

When you see me better cross the street;

Frogger

Then go home and write about it;

blogger

«Did I do that?»;

Urkel

«Yo Angela, Who’s The Boss?»;

Merkel

I’ll take you where you’ve never been;

Oxnard

Then make you suck a bulls' nut;

ox nard

If Miss Moore married Josh;

Demi Brolin

A comma and a fucking dot;

semicolon

We run these streets;

stop lights

All eyes on me;

spot lights

Each semicolon brings us closer to the top

I’m loud and I’m zipping around;

jet ski

Your dick is lil' like Wayne;

Gretzky

But Gretsky’s got a big dick;

clarification

Everyone was rude to me;

Paris vacation

My stomach’s getting fat;

food

Leave trash inside my car;

rude

You’re acting all mach-i-o;

Ralph

But I’ll eat all you cats;

Alf

We run the game;

umpire

Always chase the night;

young squire

These semicolons are my light inside the dark

It’s right under your nose, semicolon;

mouth

Opposite of north, semicolon;

south

Right over your home, semicolon;

attic

Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict

We got the game on lock;

toy chest

You’re too big for your clothes;

boys vest

You know we out of control;

no brakes

Your birthday party sucked;

no cakes

When it comes to punctuation

You know we’re number one

And to the people of every nation

Feel the power of the semicolon

Semicolons

We rest our case

No actually those are examples of colons

You all get Fs

Wait, what?