JACK THE RIFFER - The Left Rights

There once was a man

Who’s name is Malf (?)

Who had

A big mirror on the shelf

He saw a reflection

And got an erection

And jumped into bed with himself

Yo!

Everybody left and right

When I bust a rhyme

I got my ass

I’m like Jack the Riffer

Fart sniffer

Beg to differ

Oh, like jamaican bread

I’m the inspiration for Right said fred

Cocks

Five, six, and eight

Everybody gonna go and masturbate

Damn yeah!

Pump that up!

Damn yeah!

Pump that up!

Down

Left

Right

Y’all

Directions going all (?)