Jack the Idiot Dunce - The Kinks

Whos the fool with the cross-eyed stare,

The turned up nose and moronic glare?

Whos that simpleton standing over there?

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

Whos that dumb-looking freckle-faced runt?

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

He walks like his feet are on back to front,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

When he waddles down the street he looks kind of queer,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce,

Because hes got two left feet and taxi-door ears,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

And when we laugh at the clothes he wears,

Jack just smiles cos he dont care.

Whos that fool?

whos that ninny?

Whos that twit?

whos that chump?

The idiot dunce, the idiot dunce.

Who is always the bottom of the class?

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

Whos a fool?

whos a boob?

Whos a kook and an ass?

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

When we take examinations he never gets a pass,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

And we all put him down cos he cant think fast,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

We ridicule him and punch him around,

But jack just laughs and stands his ground,

The idiot dunce, the idiot dunce.

Yeah, hes so unco-ordinated.

Yeah, and so disorientated,

And when we have a high school hop

You ought to see that idiot bop

And his arms and his legs

Seem to have minds of their own,

And you dont need brains

To have educated muscles and bones.

Yeah, you ought to see him dance

He moves like hes in a trance,

And when we have a high school hop

You ought to see that idiot rock,

And hes finally proved

That you dont need a high i.q.

To make your body move.

Now hes created a dance that everybodys trying to do.

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

Do the idiot dunce.

All right put your finger on your nose,

Now cross those eyes.

Put your hands on your hips,

Now wriggle your backside.

Now youve got the knack

To do the idiot jack

From your head to the tips of your toes.

Now the whole worlds doing it and everybody knows,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

Hes a real cool cat and a real gone groove,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

And the girls go crazy when he starts to move,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce

Now jacks a success hes got nothing to prove,

Jack, jack the idiot dunce.

Even though jack is dim

His mother is so proud of him.

Hey, whos that groovy looking dude

Dancing with all the chicks?

The idiot dunce, the idiot dunce.