Headmaster - The Kinks

Headmaster, this is my confession

This time you won’t be overjoyed

I have destroyed what little faith you had in me

I’ve been such a naughty boy

Headmaster I am at your mercy

I’ve been such a little fool

I’ve dishonored one who trusted me

I have broken all the rules

I’ve been with those naughty little girls again

Now those naughty little girls are going to put me to shame

I wish that I’d been born with a little more sense

This time it’s a serious offense

I feel like an Innocent victim

I feel that I just can’t win

Headmaster please give me one chance

Please help me to act like a man

I’ve let down the school

I’ve broken all the rules

I’ve let down the side

I’ve committed a crime

Headmaster, this is my confession

I’ve been such a little fool

I’ve dishonored one who trusted me

I have broken all the rules

I’ve been such a little fool

Don’t tell all my friends I bent over

Don’t tell them you made me cry

Don’t tell them I’ve been sacrificed

Don’t tell all my friends or I’ll die

Headmaster don’t beat me I beg you

I know that I’ve let you down

Headmaster please spare me I beg you

Don’t make me take my trousers down