Johnny Are You Gay? - The Hillbilly Moon Explosion

Is she really going out with him?

I dunno!

Hey, there she is.

Let’s go ask her!

Hey Gina!

Is that Johnny’s ring

you’re wearing?

Uh-huh!

Are you guys, like, hanging out?

Uh-huh!

I mean are you like, serious, I mean, doin' stuff?

Uh-uh

Has he ever tried?

Uh-uh

What’s his problem?!

Johnny, are you gay?

You’re so good looking

But something’s in the way

When I look in your eyes

Oh, Johnny you mean so much to me

I’ve waited so long for you to set me free

And so I ask myself each day

Johnny, are you gay?

You’ve got a real cool shirt, yeah

It’s tight black satin

Not like the other guys, no

They all wear plaid and corduroy

I really like your style

Need you to be my boy

So I ask myself each day

Johnny, are you gay?

Shopping malls and station wagons

Ain’t a lot for a girl like me

My ma was a naggy parent

So Johnny, won’t you set me free

Take a look into my eyes, there’s lots of love for you

Tell me now, is it wrong

To want to get more from you?

Johnny, are you gay?

I didn’t see you at the ballgame

I heard you gone shopping

Just you and Jasper Morgan

All I want is to be close to you

C’mon, give it a try, I know you’ll like it too

And so I ask myself each day…

Johnny, are you gay?

I saw you dancin' techno

The way you move to the beat

It just ain’t natural

Oh, Johnny, you mean so much to me

I’ve waited so long for you to set me free

And so I ask myself each day

Johnny, are you gay?