Tiny Tina - The Handsome Family

Last September at the state fair

Past the ferris wheel and bumper cars

The hypnotist, the jumping goats

Forgotten country music stars

There was a sign for Tiny Tina

From the wild’s of Arizona

Drinks just a thimble of water

Eats just a handful of straw

Tiny Tina, the world’s smallest horse

Just a dollar to go see her

Just a dollar to see that little horse

I rode the teacups, the tilt 'o whirl

Shot water guns at grinning clowns

I ate funnel cakes, chili dogs, fried beer

I saw the largest ear of corn

But as the fair lights shone at dusk

I stood there in that field of dirt

Thinking only of those little hooves

Trotting circles in the dark

Tiny Tina, the world’s smallest horse

Why didn’t I go see her?

Why didn’t I go see that little horse?

Why didn’t I go see that tiny horse?

Why didn’t I go see that little horse?