Pepperoni Pizza - The Gregory Brothers, Roomie

I knew that she was meant for me

When she appeared as a pepperoni pizza

It was a vision sent to me

A human woman as a pepperoni pizza

Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles

Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile

It seems just like destiny

That she appeared as a pepperoni pizza

And I wrote our whole life story

Before we even spoke

Saw us raising pizza babies

From a fresh, baby pizza dough

Stand side-by-side for life like we were wrapped in a calzone

Living out our final days in a Tupperware nursing home

I knew that I was meant for her

When she said I smelled just like guacamole

It was the hottest thing I ever heard

So I said she smelled like ravioli

Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles

Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile

A picture’s worth a thousand words

And this picture was a pepperoni pizza

And I wrote our whole life story

Before we even spoke

Yeah, she’s the avocado

I’m the lucky chip dipping in the bowl

Staying side-by-side for life until we end up in the compost

We can decompose together, help another avocado tree grow