In the Reptile Room - The Gothic Archies

In the reptile room

Where the baby screams

Weirder creatures loom

Than in all of your dreams

In the reptile room

Hither and thither

Creatures from

Slither any-whither

In the reptile room

Anacondas dance

Will they be our doom?

Will we be their bon-bons?

And you wanna know, wanna know, wanna know why I frown?

Well, I’m smiling, I’m just smiling upside-down

In the reptile room

There’s an evil man

In a strange costume

Do not ride in his van

In the reptile room

Are pythons at play

In the murky gloom

What a horrible day