Country Ham - The Felice Brothers

I love candied yam

Hooray for the country ham

Hear the sleigh bells ring

Hear Bing Crosby sing

A winter wonderland

I have so much to say

But I never could find a way

But even the blind can see

All you mean to me

On this Christmas day

You’re smoking a corn cob pipe

Know that you’re just my type

Your legs are thin and long

Your eggnog’s really strong

Your oranges are ripe

I love apple pie

I will till the day I die

A snowman’s in the lane

He’s scared of acid rain

Hey man, so am I

So let the chestnuts roast

They want me to give a toast

I promise to keep it clean

Not to make a scene

Or insult the host

Drummer boy ain’t dumb

He plays a rum-pum-pom

He marches around the trees

A joyous jubilee

Until his hands are numb

An old man by the tree

He said as he waved at me

«I bet the first Noel

Back in Israel

Was a sight to see»

You’re my guiding light

Made me feel alright

And even the blind can see

All you’ve done for me

On this Christmas night

On this Christmas night