Married, Two Kids - The Fall

In 1978

Was in a hotel in Notting Hill Gate

Now in 1992

In a hotel in Notting Hill Gate

Abject

I’m too busy to think

I’m too busy to work

Just cannot cut it

Married, two kids

Married, two kids

I pretend to go to work

I pretend to go to work

Got a porta-fax

Aftershave that smells like mustard

I’m married, two kids

Married, two kids

Two pints of lager do me in

And 'The Spirit of Man'

Is a pub I go in

I’m married, two kids

Married, two kids

Have a peculiar

Goatish smell

Am a long-winded article

I’m married, two kids

Married, two kids