Jetplane - The Fall

Diane Worstock and Dr. Jeffery Henning

First came up with their innovative new idea

Whilst standing in an airline queue, of all places

(On the Milan to London flight on a cold Italian… their London flight had

been delayed by two hours)

Standing in the queue, who would’ve thought that this innovative new idea

would’ve occured to them

(All their vacation Italian vouchers…)

Ticket number was obliterated

It occured to them, standing in an airline queue

For the Milan to London flight on a cold Italian Saturday afternoon

(Viennese summer)

The Italians certainly like their Sundays

And to make matters worse

Some sort of Rock group was holding up things also

They were bringing elbows and euros into Heathrow

(When you hear planes whoooosh…)

The world’s small now

But along I schlep

No vistas at night

Followed him…

This was when the great idea was beginning to dawn on them

To the Italian extreme cold or heat

Anyway, Diane with the cooperation of Dr. Dave opened a bureau which not only

tattoed your return number to Heathrow on your arm

But also squeaks if you are carrying more euros into Heathrow

(Suddenly, certainly, sullenly…)

And people who had cash, bringing it back, would be persecuted to the fullest

extent!

Worstock and Henning Ltd.

(Suddenly, certainly, sullenly…)