Scissor Me Cigs - The Donkeys

Ater the flood

The jewels and the blood

All of the cattle

Stuck in the mud

Scissor me cigs

What records you dig?

You can start a forest fire with just a couple of twigs

Acting so tough

I’m calling your bluff

All you really wanted was just to look good in the buff

Bri, Jean and Dan

Spraying on tan

Saved sampled drummers

Stuck in a can

Stretching out my E string, staying up all night

Now your pain is mine

It’s mine, it’s mine, it’s mine, it’s mine

Scissor me cigs, man

What records you dig, man

You can be a millionaire after

A couple of gigs, man

Acting so tough

I’m calling your bluff

All you ever wanted was just to look good in the buff

Stretching out my E string, staying up all night

Now your pain is mine

It’s mine, it’s mine, it’s mine…