Christmas at My House - The Dirty Nil

Blind drunk on eggnog with my dad

And I think this dairy might be bad

But I don’t care enough to say

That we should check the best before date

You and I will come to find

My whiskey tolerance makes it fine

Maybe that’s just Christmas at my house

One night a year where all is right

Going to tie one on a little tight

But I don’t care enough to say

That we should find a better way

To ring in one more Christmas day

Without the kiss of Tanqueray

Maybe that’s just Christmas at my house

Christmas at my house

Christmas at my house

Christmas at my house

Ho, ho, ho