Shake (Like a Lettuce Leaf) - The Darkness

Prawn cocktail, black forest gateau

Eggs and gammon with a bottle of Lambrusco

This is opulent luxury, I’m as happy as a pig in shit could be

You could keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes

D’you know where you can stick your caveats?

I just want what every man wants

A nibble on your vol-au-vents

And a pint

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

I like simple things;

meaty pies

I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried

Never could pronounce «hors d’oeuvres»

Cannot speak the language of love

I just want what every man wants

A nibble on your vol-au-vents… and a pint

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)