Guys Like Me - The Chicharones, Josh Martinez, Sleep

At first sight you made my jaw drop, my heart skip a beat

I thought I could fall in love but she won’t speak to me

I guess you think you’re better, huh?

Oh yeah I get it

Let me exit, sorry, didn’t mean to offend you with my presence

Tentatively on the road to be the highest man rejected (As predicted)

I’mma deal with nothing, sick of women fronting

F it, I’mma let it be and get my head in the right direction

Instead of chasing women that’s out of my league

And focus on getting me better yo

Made a simple mistake by thinking this girl would be cool

She?

everyone’s all the other girls they need too

Now I’m feeling embarrassed, now it’s apparent what my eyes couldn’t see

That girls like her don’t like guys like me

I’m a virus in your Friendster, I’m a Pentium freak

That’s why chatroom chicks don’t like guys like me

Hitting hard parties head banging Judas Priest

Uber art star girls want me out of this piece

Well I never made the team but when I did I rode the bench

Go up to your house just to practice my French

«Ou est la salle de bains, la toilette?

Quelle?

merci»

That’s why foreign speaking women don’t like guys like me

I read books and cook, I don’t hook up cause of looks

Got a hook nose, one elf ear, and a sneer when I pose

I don’t like cheap sentiment, not into doing flowers

But I will work my magic, wash your back up in these showers

You aren’t subject to my power cause you only see the surface

You don’t dip into the workers cause you know it makes you nervous

So you shallow dive in still waters and still it comes from the

Same source that runs into your sons and daughters

You’re a strange dame, see I gotta be honest and maintain

In the first place, I don’t skirt-chase or play games for gain

Can’t get it through my brain why it might be

That girls like you don’t like guys like me

I come up to your chest if you’re six foot three

Tall girls like that don’t like guys like me

She thinks it is so nineties to be an MC

Hip girls like her don’t get guys like me

Oh you’re a rapper?

You ain’t on MTV

Teenage girls don’t like guys like me

When it’s time to pay for dinner, I slip out like the breeze

That’s why little Miss Rich don’t like pricks like me

Beneath every tragedy a miracle lies

Now all of a sudden they got a thing for this little really cool guy

And you know that I know that I believe in miracles

But the data don’t add up, matter fact it seems criminal

Cause just the other day you were laughing (laughing)

I guess I wasn’t anything to brag with (brag with)

It used to be that I was always dragging (dragging)

But now I’m pulling birds fit for bragging

The summer dress pop with it

Cock locked did it, spied her sitting by herself

And sending fire (heat) admire (me)

I’m gonna try to bring it thinking something’s finally changed

In the end I got the girl but it felt kinda strange (like me)

Feel like caught between?

so grimy

Got myself a stalker, but she can’t find me

Oh you get to travel the around the world for free?

And now girls like her like guys like me

I been into loving nudity since pre-puberty

Now even the waitress says I got a cute ID

Now I’m getting napkin notes that say please write me

That’s why girls like you do like guys like me

Funny isn’t it?

Ha ha, who’s laughing now?