Stringing Up Conkers - The Boy Least Likely To

I sit around in my pajamas

Eating pear drops and stringing up conkers

And if I want to feel something

I stick pencils up my nose

I just want to change the world

In whatever little way I can

I feel too fat to go to the gym

So I sit at home and watch keep fit videos

Sometimes I feel

Like I’m banging my head against a brick wall

But I just want to change the world

In whatever little way I can, way I can, way I can, way I can

There is no point to doing anything at all

But I still want to change the world

In whatever little way I can