"Come On Petunia" - The Blow

Every little thing she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me on

And even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

Every little thing she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me on

And even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

Come on Petunia, you thought in your head

It would all be so easy if you could be led

To the cave where I’d hide you in linens and frames

And in new combinations I’ve made of our names

It’s a tiny hole, yeah, but you’d fit

If I sliced you up real itty bitty

I’d sliver and splice you and then you’d be many

And I’d be the one who was privy to love you

And show you the fun

-she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me on

And even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

Jamie, he stood on the stoop

And he challenged his homies

To go get some girlfriends

And locate their yonis

The waters are parting and time’s getting heated

The boys needed friendship

Their beat needed meated (Uh uh)

Her dress was a ship at sail (Uh)

Her knees were the water pail

This was survival and she was the kit

You could die of thirst if the girls won’t give you sips

-she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me on

And even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

I resolve to call her up

A thousand times a day

I thought I’d ask her if she’d marry me

In some old-fashioned way

Well, but, my silent fears persisted

And before I reached the phone

Like before my tongue has twisted

Must I always be alone?

Mmm

You’re all Jenny and Lindsey and fine

And I’m underwater, I’m shedding my mind

And I’m pretty sure, baby, if you’d hold my head

I could live like I’ve wished for and undo my dread

Cause I see candygrams up in the ceiling tiles

Witty postcards sent off from the sandwich aisles

And these towns where vacations will lead us

I’ll hold out my treasures and their wealth will feed us

But oh, she does as she wishes

And, no, she won’t be your missus

The kingdom it widens and you’re there alone with all that love and the void on

your throne

Every little thing she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me on

And even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on

Every little thing she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me on

And even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on