Waldo P Emerson Jones - The Archies

Well, he’s mainly 'I can do it'

And the rest is 'Yes, I am'

Oh, he’s Waldo P. Emerson Jones

Oh, he comes on like Rock Hudson

And he thinks he’s Superman

But, he’s Waldo P. Emerson Jones

Took his chopper up to Woodstock

And he wormed his way backstage

Oh, he’s Waldo P. Emerson Jones

Oh, he says he knows The Beatles

S&G and Jimmy Page

Oh, he’s Waldo P. Emerson Jones

I can’t figure out

What he’s all about

Makin' eyes at Sheila

Until he know’s she’s mine

I can’t figure out

What he’s all about

But something tells me Sheila thinks he’s fine

He’s brewin' in the summer

'Cause he’s always at the shore

Me and Waldo P. Emerson Jones

Doin' handstands for my baby

I can’t stand it anymore

Oh, he’s Waldo P. Emerson Jones

I can’t figure out

What he’s all about

Makin' eyes at Sheila

Doesn’t he know’s she’s mine

I can’t figure out

What he’s all about

But something tells me Sheila thinks he’s fine

Well, he’s mainly 'I can do it'

And the rest is 'Yes, I am'

Oh, he’s Waldo P. Emerson Jones

Oh, he comes on like Rock Hudson

And he thinks he’s Superman

But, he’s Waldo P. Emerson Jones

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