Radiation Song - The Aquabats

The radiation

In the ground

Makes a lovely

Bubbly sound

The men in suits

Who don’t eat fruit

Can’t comprehend

The one legged newt

That was caused from disaster

At reactor’s core

A meltdown expected

To start a war

Now I bought myself

A lead ascot

It looks good

But I’m startin' to rot

Hey you

With that green glow in your hair

I swear I see a tear

In your radiation wear

Somehow it’s there

Razerblades and boomerangs

And iron hands

Crossbows and hockey pads

Are in demand

Toxic waste

In synthetic place

Can add an eyeball

To your face

Hey you

With that green glow in your hair

I swear I see a tear

In your radiation wear

Somehow it’s there

Hey me

You know your gums are startin' to bleed

I’ve got some shrink-to-fit mutated genes

And some bleak posterity if they end up…

Like me

I am Humongous

Everybody knows

That I own the wasteland

Now may I introduce to you

Benji, the tap-dancing mutant boy

(Go Benji, go)

Hi, I’m Benji

I’m a tap-dancing mutant

I wasn’t always like this

I was born a normal boy

But now I live

In this world of joy

It’s Benji

From Peoria

Don’t drink the water

I implore ya

But his mom and dad

They were exposed

And that’s how the neutrons grow

Hey you

With that green glow in your hair

I swear I see a tear

In your radiation wear

Somehow it’s there

Oh

Hey me

You know your gums are startin' to bleed

I’ve got some shrink-to-fit mutated genes

And some bleak posterity if they end up

Like me

(Just walk away)