21st Century Cure - Terrance Zdunich

GRAVEROBBER:

INDUSTRIALIZATION HAS CRIPPLED THE GLOBE.

AIR RAID SIRENS:

Enjoy GeneCo’s day and night-time formulas of Zydrate.

GRAVEROBBER:

NATURE FAILED AS TECHNOLOGY SPREAD.

AIR RAID SIRENS:

Ask a Gentern if Zydrate is right for you.

GRAVEROBBER:

AND IN THIS WAKE, A MARKET ERECTED.

AIR RAID SIRENS:

Buying Zydrate from an unlicensed source is illegal.

GRAVEROBBER:

AN ENTIRE CITY BUILT ON TOP OF THE DEAD!

AND YOU CAN FINANCE YOUR BONES AND YOUR KIDNEYS —

FOR EVERY MARKET, A SUBMARKET GROWS.

BUT BEST YOU BE PUNCTUAL WITH MAKING YOUR PAYMENTS.

LEST IT BE YOU ON THE CONCRETE BELOW.

IT’S QUICK, IT’S CLEAN, IT’S PURE.

IT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE,

REST ASSURED.

IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY CURE,

AND IT’S MY JOB TO STEAL AND ROB…

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!

SO WHY CARE FOR THESE PETTY OBSESSIONS?

YOUR DESIGNER HEART STILL BEATS WITH COMMON BLOOD!

AND WHAT IF YOU COULD HAVE GENETIC PERFECTION?

WOULD YOU CHANGE WHO YOU ARE IF YOU COULD?

IT’S QUICK, IT’S CLEAN, AND IT’S PURE.

AIR RAID SIRENS:

OH, YOU REALLY NEED IT!

GRAVEROBBER:

IT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE,

REST ASSURED.

AIR RAID SIRENS:

OH, YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE IT!

GRAVEROBBER:

IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY CURE!

AIR RAID SIRENS:

ALL YOU NEED IS SURGERY!

GRAVEROBBER:

AND IT’S MY JOB TO STEAL AND ROB…

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!