History - Tenacious D

This is a song called

The History of Tenacious D

And it’s not just a list of bullshit

That we’ve done in the past

It’s a chronicling of our rise — To power!

We ride with kings on mighty steeds

Across the Devil’s plain

We’ve walked with Jesus and his cross

He did not die in vain — No!

We’ve run with wolves, we’ve climbed K2

Even stopped a moving train

We’ve traveled through space and time, my friends

To rock this house again — Rock!

We ride and we ride, and we’ll never subside

And we’ll ride 'til the planets collide

And if you say that we do not ride

I’ll tan your fuckin' hide — Ride!

Kyle’s fingers be silver — Jack’s voice then be gold

But lest you think we’re vain

We know you’re all robots, and we don’t care

Tenacious D — We reign!

We reign

Supreme

Oh God

Burrito Supreme

And a Chicken Supreme

And a Cutlass Supreme

Supreme, yeah

Go now Kyle, 1−2-3

Supreme, yeah

Go now Kyle, 1−2-3

Supreme

Go now Kyle, 1−2-3

Burrito Supreme

And a Chicken Supreme

And a Cutlass Supreme

Supreme!