Creature from the Black Metal Lagoon - Teenage Bottlerocket

He was living in Oslo when Euronymous died

He’s got jewelry from when Dead committed suicide

Only death is real that’s what he said

He’s got an exit strategy like that of Nödtviedt

He’s hanging out in the forest howling at the moon

Cause he’s the creature from the black metal lagoon

Spreading hate and terror all throughout the land

He knows that Deafheaven’s just a shitty Warped Tour band

He says Slayer and Venom are both fine by me

But I would much rather be listening to Bathory

He’s hanging out in the forest howling at the moon

Cause he’s the creature from the black metal lagoon

Howling mockery at the cross in the light of the waning moon

Cause he’s the creature from the black metal lagoon