Channel 01 Clown - Teddy Hyde

A: Babe, get in here, it’s starting!

B: I know, I’m getting your drink that you asked for!

A: Well I could do without the attitude…

B: Oh, could you?

A: What do you mean, could I?

Of course I could--

I snuck a peak and found no one that’s not me

So I juggled my feet across town decked in motley

Seeking applause to seem oddly godly

Channel one!

We want you to watch me

Attention expected wherever I walk in

Absently serving my talking

But at least you’ll catch that I matched my shirt and my socks when

Only my face can fit in my coffin

Laughter, applause, and abrasive bells!

Covered in glue, so I’ll stick!

Everything’s huge, everything’s huge but my-- car!

Channel one… Channel one…

Head like the tail of peacock

Consumed by the movements of grooming my plumage

A whole pack of lions outweighing my seesaw

Crooning my tune after nobody queued it

Ratings are great, but the studio’s empty

I’m fading away from the few who have kept me

Getting replaced by a beautiful memory

Channel one, the view for the many

Doo doo doo…, Whenever I--

Director: CUT!

Uh… alright, that was lovely… very tender

Clown: Thanks…

Director: Let’s make-- ahh… Bring it back to the fun part and we’ll just call

it a day

Laughter, applause, and abrasive bells!

Covered in glue, so I’ll stick!

Everything’s huge, everything’s huge but my-- car!