Welcome To The Midwest - Tech N9ne

The only real place to be

The middle of all controversy

West, yes, of the Mississippi

Welcome to the Midwest

Pistol packin' and money mackin'

Rappin' up out the city where killaz keep it crackin'

Too dark and gritty, back in the dizzy

Jackin' was happenin'

Gafflin' many cacklin'

Now we packagin' crack and the addicts will POP

Kansas City, Missouri

Feel the fury of the inner city

Poverty stricken, novelty spittin'

Follow me quick into the bottom

We gotta be thizzlin'

No frickin apology given

You trippin', we lick a SHOT

Get ready to brawl, hometown

Breakin' a jawbone clown

You ain’t a criminal killa

Be ready to get up and fall on down

Look at the darkside

Fulla the gangbangin'

Hookers wit' choppas

And the coppaz they keep them thangs rangin'

You ain’t gotta be killa gangsta to know

That you can die tryna hide side thangs for the dough

But after the club, get to skippin' 'cause they trippin' off in the MO

It doesn’t really matter where you go

Where you’ve been

Beautiful foreign lands you’ve been in

Gun play reigns

Sun rays shine

Stay inside you should be fine

I’ll show you, follow me

Wel-come to the mid-west

It’s a city where anybody can 'cause you bodily harm

When you walk in my city hardly armed

And hardly safe to show your face

Apes will erase you and let the blades graze you for the paper

Nowhere to hide on either side of the water

For Gucci and Prada

Krizz and the millimeter will follow ya

Holler and scream, it won’t get you a thing

So get you a thing, load it up wit' hollow ones

Light 'em up like a halogen

Look at the crime rate

No wonder why I hate

Niggas keep it peepin'

I’m seekin' it when you leavin' 'em

Keep 'em at bay

And take 'em away if it ain’t in the day

Hurry get ya people up outta the K

The Mid (west) is more than just a little chaotic

And if we ain’t got it we plottin' 'em to rob 'em for they checks

That be the nature of the beast, to keep the peace

I keep my piece when you in the midwest

It doesn’t really matter where you go

Where you’ve been

Beautiful foreign lands you’ve been in

Gun play reigns

Sun rays shine

Stay inside you should be fine

I’ll show you, follow me

Wel-come to the mid-west

Hands up, if you wit' it stand up

If ya get it Midwest, we admit it we the scheiße

Stand tough, we can get it manned up

When you visit, big stress hella when you recognize us

Hands up, it you wit' it stand up

If ya get it Midwest, we admit it we the scheiße

Stand tough, we can get it manned up

When you visit (wel-come to the mid-west)

If you trippin' we givin' you a lobotomy

Cannibal, you Hannibal can’t amount to my psychology

And poppin' me better be the way you thinkin' of stoppin' me

Get on top of me quick before I make what I got on me click

Money, the mackin' and murder is all that we know

Whether sunny or black in the dirt I’ma gather my dough

If you hustlin' maybe the place you can get it for low

Get your package, and get to packin', gotta get it and go."

Never walk in my city when alone better draw down

Keep them babies out the way

Catch a stray in the K-Town

Boss in my city

Never crawl, never fall down

Me and Millimeter spray in your way and you better lay down

Gangstas, mobstas, everybody know

'Cause in a town ya wanna clown around at the show

Pack a milli 'cause everybody silly

So get ready to hit the flo'

It doesn’t really matter where you go

Where you’ve been

Beautiful foreign lands you’ve been in

Gun play reigns

Sun rays shine

Stay inside you will be fine

Where you go

Where you’ve been

Beautiful foreign lands you’ve been in

Gun play reigns

Sun rays shine

Stay inside you will be fine

I’ll show you follow me…

Wel-come to the mid-west!