Assassin's Life for Me - Teamheadkick

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of um

I’m on a boat bitch, I’m an Assassin

Came to get rich, Sail the Seven Seas

And Johnny Depp ain’t got shit on me

Plunder for gold, walk the plank

Get too close, you’re gettin' shanked

Everybody aboard, stackin' bodies high

I came to kill, you came to die

When I’m coming for your head there’s no Parlay

Be afraid of my blade, there’s no escape

I take lives away, So Avast ye Dogs

Let’s Raise the Flag, set it off

Heave ho, Heave ho

If your name’s on my list, I’ll slit your throat

Heave ho, set the sails

Dead men tell no tales

(Yo Ho) (x3)

On a pirate ship, the Assassins come

Beware their hidden blades

Beware their hidden guns

Known for violence and pillaging

Raise the flag, and stick to the Creed

Yo ho ho, it’s a mutiny

About to bash your skull in brutally

I’ll loot your corpse, take your gold and your jewelry

Then I’ll say YOLO at the eulogy

Avast ye maties, swab the deck

If you get too close, I’ll break your neck

When we arrive, it’s a full on raid

I came to kill, everybody gets slayed

Comin' for your head, there’s no retreat

Cause it’s hard to run when you got no feet

I take souls away, so avast ye Lubbers

When I’m hangin' with the wenches, I bring sheepskin rubbers

Heave ho, Heave ho

Gonna put this Axe right into your Skull

Heave Ho, came to Make you Bleed

Cause I’m the motherfuckin' scourge of the dreaded seas

On a pirate ship, the Assassins come

Beware their hidden blades

Beware their hidden guns

Known for violence and pillaging

Raise the flag, and stick to the Creed

Yo ho ho, with the skull and bones

About to send your ass down to Davy Jones

Sleeping with the fishes is where you’ll be

30,000 leagues down, deep in the sea

I’m dangerous, so don’t give me a reason

My Moby Dick is straight launching sea men

I’m drinking grog, and lookin' for bitches

Plundering booty, and grabbin' the riches

Comin' for your throat, there’s no retreat

Gonna choke you out 'till you fall asleep

Take lives away, I make the bodies drop

And when I pull the blade, X marks the spot

Heave ho, Heave ho

Jump in the Animus, cause it’s time to go

Heave ho, board the ship

Being a pirate Assassin is so legit

Use the Eagle Vision now I’m getting all pervy

Eat my vegetables so I don’t get the scurvy

Jumpin' off the rooftops, landin' in a hay stack

When you walk by, I’ll put my knife in your buttcrack

Tippy tippy toe like a boss, they never see me coming

On the rooftop, now they’re getting tossed off

To the ground, Then I’m looting all the corpses

Walking around the town 'cause I don’t have horses

Hidin' from the Templars up on the ledge

Death from above as I land on their heads

I’m the king of this town, I came to blow the man down

And when I hide your mangled body, it will never get found

Keep one eye open, don’t ever sleep

Or else you’ll end up on Deadman’s Reef

Assassin’s Creed, about to Bust

I’M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' KING OF THE ANIMUS

On a pirate ship, the Assassins come

Beware their hidden blades

Beware their hidden guns

Known for violence and pillaging

Raise the flag, and stick to the Creed

Yo-ho (x3)

An Assassin’s life for me