Damn - Tanya Stephens

Started of with dinner at a fancy new place

Succulent dishes, mmm, tickle my taste

Took me to quaintest romantic little bar

Perfect gentleman treated me like a star

We talked about everything from politics to cartoons

He loves reading just like I do

From Sidney Sheldon to Mills and Boon

We danced a bit then talked some more

It was a refreshing change to be with a man and feel this good

Unheard of, he must be absolutely insane

Encouraged me to talk, allowed me to use my brain

He not keep looking at my ass or tits

Instead spent the evening sharpening my wits

He asked for my opinion, he admitted when I was right

A rare combination, handsome and bright

We walked to his car, he opened my door, shit

No guy ever did that for me before

We cruised to my place holding hands the whole ride

And naturally I had to invite him inside

We had a drink to celebrate a successful evening

I swear I felt the earth shake when we kissed

He was kissing my forehead, my nose

While I fought desperately to get out of my clothes

We made it to the bed, I gently took his member

A delightful representation of the masculine gender

I bided myself and guided it home

And doggy then happily buried the bone

Then shuttered, bucked, roll off and sighed

(Aww)

Happy, content, puffed up with pride

Didn’t uttered a word, made not even a sound

Just left me up hanging no means to get down

I said congratulations and gave him a pat

You’ve set a new record 10 seconds flat

He didn’t seem to hear me just lay there in a heap

He snores over 20, falling asleep, damn