Alien Revenge - Tankard

The story that’s been on the news was fourteen years ago

An alien from outer space drank all my alcohol

That motherfucker disappeared, just leaving me a mental wreck

But now I’m recovered, on his brain I will shit!

Flying through eternal space

Wiping out the alien race

Die Alien Die — You stole my beer, I want it back!

Kill Alien Kill — You’re going down, I’ll break your neck!

Die Alien Die — Revenge is sweet, I’m on my way!

Kill Alien Kill — This green drunk bastard has to pay!

Arriving on their planet «green» I see the breweries

I pull my shining laser gun and watch those suckers flee

They stole the secrets of the brew, you drunken thieves will go to hell

Too many, they got me, I’m stranded on this world

I know now their evil plan

Chemical invasion, man!

Die Alien Die — You stole my beer, I want it back!

Kill Alien Kill — You’re going down, I’ll break your neck!

Die Alien Die — Revenge is sweet, I’m on my way!

Kill Alien Kill — This green drunk bastard has to pay!

The story that’s been on the news was fourteen years ago

An alien from outer space drank all my alcohol

That motherfucker disappeared, just leaving me a mental wreck

But now I’m recovered, on his brain I will shit!

Flying through eternal space

Wiping out the alien race

Die Alien Die — You stole my beer, I want it back!

Kill Alien Kill — You’re going down, I’ll break your neck!

Die Alien Die — Revenge is sweet, I’m on my way!

Kill Alien Kill — This green drunk bastard has to pay