Alien - Tankard

It come to earth three years ago from deep in space

A brilliant U.F.O.

I could not believe it

Refuge!

I let it stay with me a while

Stupid!

Now I wish that he would go

Alien, Alien — he’s a drunkard

Alien, Alien — he ate my food

Consumed my chow 'til nothing’s left every week

Are you happy now?

I cannot afford it!

Nosey!

He snoops around my private stuff

Porno!

And sold my stack of magazines

He broke into my well stocked fridge and drank my beer

I can’t get really drunk tonight, the stores are closed

Leave now!

You drive me nuts, don’t want you here

Oh no!

He locked the keys in his spacecraft